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U Can't Touch This
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Album: Glee: The Music, The Complete Season One
Rilascio: 4 marzo 2010
Di: MC Hammer
Cover di: Artie, Kurt, Mercedes, Tina e Brittany
Assolo: Artie Abrams
Luogo: Biblioteca
Episodio: Cattiva reputazione

U Can't Touch This è una canzone presente nell'episodio Cattiva reputazione, il quattordicesimo della Prima Stagione. Il brano originale è stato scritto da MC Hammer, mentre nella serie ècantata da Artie Abrams, Kurt Hummel, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mercedes Jones e Brittany Pierce nella biblioteca della scuola come un tentativo di ottenere una cattiva reputazione e punti sulla GList. Tuttavia, questo non funziona perché la bibliotecaria pensa che siano carini e li invita a venire a cantare la sua chiesa.

Testo della canzone

Artie:

U can't touch this

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this

Artie (Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany):

My-my-my-my (U can't touch this) music hits me so hard
Makes me say,'oh my lord thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good
When you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat-uh!

U can't touch

I told you, homeboy,

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this

Artie:

Yeah, that's how we livin' and you know

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this

Artie:

Look in my eyes, man

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this

Artie:

Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics

Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this

Artie:

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling
Hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that
Like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat
They can't touch

Yo! I told you

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this

Artie:

Why you standing there, man?

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this

Artie:

Yo, sound the bells, school is in, sucker

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this

Artie:

Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat
That's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know You talk about the Hammer, you're talking about a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it is going to take in the '90s
To burn the charts
Legit either work hard or you might as well quit

That's the word, because you know

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this
U can't touch this

Artie:

Break it down

Stop. Hammer time

Go with the flow
It is said
That if you can't groove to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winter
Dance to this an' you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump

Yeah,

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this

Artie:

Look man,

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this

Artie:

You better get hyped boy 'cause you know ya can't

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this

Artie:

Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down

Stop. Hammer time

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this

Artie:

Break it down

Stop. Hammer time

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hyped
I'm dope on the floor
And I'm magic on the mike
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
When others making records
That just don't hit
I've toured around the world
From London to the Bay
It's Hammer, go Hammer,M.C.Hammer, Yo Hammer
And the rest can go and play
Can't touch this

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this
U can't touch this

Artie:

Yeah,

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this

Artie:

I told you,

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

U can't touch this

Artie:

Too hype,

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

can't touch this

Artie:

Yo, we outta here,

Artie con Kurt, Tina, Mercedes & Brittany:

Can't touch this

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